Cats in places they 104% shouldn’t be, from Buzzfeed
lets give a round of applause to the best joke I’ve seen today. Oh my GOD.
barack obama sent me merasmus/old nick mpreg
i feel honored
Do you want to commission an artist, but don’t have a lot of money? Then I have something you might be interested in!
Victoria & I are in need of some extra cash for an upcoming event. For this reason, we are offering cheap commissions to people! Not only do we have low prices, but you can choose from two different artists to commission. If you don’t like the style of one, go for the other!
Below are out galleries/rates:
- Sketch $3
- Lined $4
- Flat Color $5
- Shaded $7
- Sketch $5
- Lined $7
- Flat Color $8
- Shaded $10
We can draw pretty much anything, but if we aren’t comfortable/capable of drawing what you request, we can turn it down. If you are interested in this, send me a message on Tumblr or an email at firstname.lastname@example.org.
STOP SAYING A VAGINA IS LOOSE BECAUSE OF A LOT OF SEX.
VAGINAS ALWAYS SHRINK TO THEIR USUAL TIGHTNESS AFTER SEX.
PENISES DO NOT STRETCH THEM OUT OF SHAPE AT ALL
THE VAGINA IS A REALLY STRONG MUSCLE NOT A FLABBY PIECE OF SKIN
WHEN A DUDE BRAGS ABOUT HOW TIGHT A VAGINA WAS
HE’S LITERALLY BRAGGING ABOUT HOW HE COULDN’T GET HIS PARTNER AROUSED.
WOW 4 FOR YOU, BOY.
Spread the word! Maybe one or two boys might actually get it.
"you need to wake up earlier"
"you need to help out around the house more"
"you need to get a job"
"you need to start being more responsible"
do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing
Medusa and her blind boyfriend go out on their first date and he panics because he cant tell her she looks pretty so he says something really stupid like “I REALLY like snakes”
This is so fucking cute
this should be a young adult romance novel right now
Had a sudden urge to draw this.
Omg i need more